Coat Refusal in 40 Degrees

Or, "For the Love of Dirt"

"Here's some dirt, Mom."

"It's for you."

"Take it!"

"It's nice, right?"

"Ah, here's some more dirt."

"Hang onto it for me, ok?"  

"Oh, man!  It's all over my hands!"

"Get it off!"

"Fine.  I'll wipe it in my hair."

"Now, let's play some football."