Dear Spencer and Evelyn,
If Mommy seems tired (and cranky) by the end of the day, this is why.
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| So unhappy until... |
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| ...you've conquered it, via standing on top of it, of course. |
Please don't need stitches this month. I don't think I have the emotional energy for that quite yet.
Much love,
Your impressed but necessarily hyper-vigilant mommy
